Amazingly enough, I haven't had any coffee today

Oh dear god, why do I do this to myself?
Why can't I stop goofing off and just get some work done? I know I am soooooooo behind, but I continue to procrastinate. I'm stupid.
I blame it on the corporate world.
The corporate world (which I am currently employed under) is trying to suck out my soul. It is an evil being trying to rid me of all my uniqueness and craftiness. How dare they not let me knit at work! It's an outrage, I tell you! An Out-Rage!
I'm in a weird mood today.
And, no! Mr. Jerkface, you can NOT talk to our president because you've been rather rude to me EVERY time you call. I can't make these guys call you. I really have no power whatsoever. Just deal with the fact that you aren't the most important person in the world. I know it's a shock, but, suck it!
I really need a puppy. I don't know if I can wait till we get our fence fixed. I either need a puppy or a kid. Or both. *sigh*
Ok, I better go now. I just thought I would write a little since it's been almost 6 months since I last wrote. Oops!! But a lot can happen in a short period of time. You know, like, getting married, buying a house, having a sinus infection for almost a month, etc. It's exhausting.
Hopefully I'll write again soon (not in another 6 months).
Au revoir!
***UPDATE***
Ok, I realize it has not been 6 months. More like 3. But give me a break. All I hear all day long is people talking about oil rigs and well fracs. My brain is mush.