You know you are Cori Buchholz when:

• you continually run into the same wall at your house even though you know it's there.
• every time your mother-in-law calls, she says "Hi Jess and Cori and Jack and Sally and Wonton. It's (in a deep voice) Mummy!" And then she incessantly apologizes for something that didn't even remotely offend you. EVERY time.
• your dish rack not only contains baking dishes but toy zombies.
• despite the fact that your legs are falling asleep, you refuse to move the cat from your lap because he's/she's comfortable.
• you have a whole shed full of Halloween decorations.
• every time you see a dog, you yell "PUPPY!"
• your husband caught you dancing like an idiot once and repeatedly laughs at you for it.
• none of your clothes are really that flattering, especially your "office" clothes, because of your giant knockers.
• your cousin and aunt constantly mock you for something that happened 10 years ago.
• you own more yarn than clothes.
• your cross stitching has curse words.
• this is your uncle and father (from left to right):