It's usually just me since my husband goes to work at 11:30 pm, so I pretty much only have my bathroom window open at night so if someone were to break in, they would trip over my sleeping dog who lays right in front of the bathroom door so whenever I need to go to the bathroom half asleep at 4 am, I always trip over him. Hopefully Gus would bite out of reflex. That would be awesome.
Anyway, I kept hearing noises and have to go investigate (it's usually the cat vomiting on the carpet) or just lay there tired but unable to fall asleep for some reason. I've been reading a lot. Usually when I am just about to fall asleep, that's when the baby wakes up and wants me to come in to his room just to make sure I am still here, or whatever reason he has for disturbing my almost slumber. Shoot me.
I stay up waaaaaaaaaay too late because the only time I get to myself is when Sam goes to sleep. Then I am worthless the whole next day and have to drink pot-fulls of coffee. Is that correct, pot-fulls? I don't know. I'm tired. Give me a break.
It took me all morning to write one paragraph.
Of course, I got distracted looking at cat coffee mugs on cafepress.com. That didn't help.
I spilled oatmeal on my pajama pants this morning, and now I've gone and spilled Cholula hot sauce on them. Husband is calling me "Oat-a-lula pants." I think it's time to get out of the pajamas.
Sooooooooooo, sorry I haven't been posting a lot lately. I've actually been making a lot of presents and can't really post them without ruining the surprise. I forgot to take a picture, but I made this hat for my cousin-in-law's soon-to-be-born baby:
She already had her baby shower so it's ok to show this. Besides, I doubt she reads this blog.
I am also trying to get this sweater done before Sam outgrows it:
That takes up a lot of time. So give me a break! I haven't made anything I can show in awhile.
Plus, I hate summer. Since I got out of school and can no longer enjoy summer break, I have no use for summer. It's suppose to be a time for relaxation and vacation, but everyone and their grandma has a birthday in the summer or decides to have a BBQ or other events and I don't have time to breathe. Forget trying to plan something yourself. EVERYONE will already have something else to do that day. EVERYONE.
I am allergic to the sun, so this heat makes me feel like a tiny construction worker is constantly taking a jackhammer to my temple while making me drink tequila until the room starts to spin and I projectile vomit like a sprinkler.
Although the rain we've been getting has been pretty nice (as long as our power doesn't go out). No watering the garden for me!! Hooray!
I am currently addicted to this game which also doesn't help me get anything done:
I blame my friend Kellie. She's the one who got me addicted. Thank you, Kellie :) I love this damn game. So fun! If you get a chance or need something to do, I highly recommend it. Play it and be my friend!
Anyway, my house is in dire need of cleaning, I have presents to purchase and/or make, a dog to exercise, events to attend, poopy diapers to change, meals to prepare, etc. etc. Hopefully tonight I can have wonderful reality-escaping dreams where I don't have to be a functioning adult and other people have to take care of me. Because I am the Queen of Hearts who doesn't behead anyone, unless they really annoy me. And I can have as many donuts as I want in The Simpsons Tapped Out and don't have to pay real money for them (because I refuse to spend real money on artificial donuts in a game even though I am really tempted to so I can get Abraham Lincoln's log cabin).
Good night, sweet dreams.
